I haven’t done one of these in a while. My kindergartener is off to school. Her little sister is busy being three years old. The cat it hiding and my wife is getting ready for a pre-work appointment. I am trying to plan out the day’s errands and finding my brain is uncooperative. So the time has come once again to sit my ass down with more coffee, open up this blog, and write down the thought poops that drop out. So here we go.
Sometimes I think the cat is part owl.
Sometimes I think my children are part Chihuahua.
When did being intelligent start becoming a liability?
I need more fun socks.
I want to know why I have dreams about fighting for my life.
Where can I learn how to sew?
My wife looks really cute with glasses. And without glasses.
If my feet were hairy I would actually be a hobbit.
Has anyone actually tried to use a banana as a boomerang?
As a kid I wanted superpowers. As an adult nothing has changed.
If another species develops opposable thumbs and higher reasoning we’re screwed.
Someone should bring me pie.
What age will my kids be when they realize I have no idea what I’m doing?
I think my country should be called the Dysfunctional States of America. I’ve never known it to be united and doubt I ever will. Not necessarily a bad thing.
A hovercraft really isn’t practical for everyday use.
Am I going mad or is this just me getting old?
This is where I am going to stop. My thoughts are starting to become more coherent and that signals the end. Plus, I need to get my daughter ready to go buy some cat food. For the cat, not for my daughter. Though both my children have tasted cat food at one point. It was a learning experience. Enjoy your day.